9th Aug 2012 5:06pm | By Dan Thorne
"Siri, where's my nearest fencing club?" and other such unlikely phrases Troy Kinne and his mates chat about while watching London 2012 on TV.
The hilarious video is 3 minutes of non-stop laughs as comedian Kinne and his friends Nick Cody, Max Price and Elliot Loney mocking the blokishness of Aussies watching sports.
The video even comes with a handy subtitled version for Americans who might not quite grasp the slang.
Watch 'Shit NEVER said during the Olympics' below...
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