Video: Did Seal 'pleasure himself' on The Voice Australia?

Well, no, is the short answer, but to grubby minds like ours the Kiss from a Rose singer sure as hell look like he is in this video from the The Voice Australia.

We can't say for certain what Seal is doing with his left hand, and yet, despite it making the frenetic motions synonymous with self-abuse, we're pretty much 100 per cent sure it's not what it looks like.

Surely, if he had been this would be much bigger deal right? He'd have been arrested, and this would be a much less jovial, sadder story.

People would be talking about Seal 'doing a Jason Russell'.

But they're not, because it only looks like he was, and concurrently this clip is therefore absolutely hilarious.